Monty by Jim Meddick for April 05, 2005
Transcript:
"Does he always salivate like that?" "It's some sorta phase... he gnaws on everything! But I'm trying to teach him to gnaw only on his chew toy." "He's sniffing my leg." "No Cujo... That's not a chew toy... That's Monty's leg... See... chew toy... Leg... chew..." "EEEYYOW" "No, don't do that... when you make squeaky noises like that it juat makes the training process harder..."
You think this is bad, don’t get Cujo thinking about marriage…