Monty by Jim Meddick for October 30, 2002
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?You?re keeping those pants??Even after you discovered they were once worn by a murderer?? ?Sure. I?m not superstitious.? ?He?s right. Pants are just pants. They can?t hurt anyone.? ?Now, if you?ll excuse me, I?ll put them on?? ?Aiieeeeahh!? ?My?my navel, it?s caught in the zipper!!? ?Ah ha!? ?Pure coincidence. This never would?ve happened if he didn?t have an outie??
Lucky it was just his navel…