Monty by Jim Meddick for May 25, 2002
Transcript:
"This is how we found him..in a catatonic state of depression.." "Appears he got in a starin' contest with yer hairless cat an' th' cat won.." "He tried to crawl to a bottle of prozac.." "But he never really stood a chance..." "C'mon, Mac, we're goin' downtown..." "Uhh..Uhh..Uh.." "Better stash yer Garfield coffee mug 'til we get 'im in th' squad car, Clancy..."