Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 31, 2016
Transcript:
Toni: Y'know, I try to live a simple, structured life. My upbringing was so messy- I just don't handle chaos well. Toni: And I never had anyone I could count on. Until you. you're the one thing in my life that makes me feel safe, stable and sane. Brad: Until I start blabbering about bridal decisions. Toni: Yeah. I can't wait til the becoming part is done and the being part starts.
In today’s comic, Toni says to B-wad, “You’re the one thing in my life that make me feel safe, stable, and sane.”
????(facepalm)(headdesk)(bodyfloor)
Ooooookkkay, crazy lady.
B-wad is the guy who:1) When he’s laid off, doesn’t know he can file for unemployment2) When a toddler in his care goes missing because B-wad’s been thinking about dating funtime, STARTS RIPPING THE WALLS OUT OF THE HOUSE3) While working in a “you-want-fries-with-that” franchise, squeals like a ten-year-old when given the headphones.4) Complains continuously about babysitting his girlfriend’s niece, and somehow translates that complaining into “wanting to adopt” her.5) Rewards and reinforces violent, antisocial behavior in his “niece”.6) Obsesses about bridal arrangements while completely ignoring his girlfriend’s emotional breakdown.
This is the person who “keeps you sane”? The person YOU JUST RAN AWAY FROM BECAUSE HE WAS DRIVING YOU INSANE?
LOGIC CIRCUITS FAIL! LOGIC CIRCUITS FAIL!
DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!
Robot waves arms frantically, circuits popping and hissing in a shower of sparks, falls over BOOM!