JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 03, 2010

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Patient says, "Excuse me, nurse? what's today's date?" Marcy says, "January 3, 2010" Patient says, "So?you're saying I'm-" Marcy says, "Still alive" Patient says, "Are you into the whole New Year's Resolution thing?" Marcy says, "Yes!" Marcy says, "Last year, I resolved to start a fresh herb garden!" Marcy says, "I did it, too. My garden has mint, basil and parsley" Patient says, "What kind of lame resolution is that?" Patient says, "I now resolve to quit drinking, smoking and eating junk food!" Patient says, "Now that is a New Year's Resolution!" Marcy says, "Obviously, you've never tried to keep an herb garden going."