Herman by Jim Unger for June 05, 2011
Transcript:
Wife: What's the matter with you? Husband: They must be crazy! The credit card company sent an extra card for you. Wife: What's wrong with that? Husband: What's wrong with it!... Wife: I think it's very progressive. Husband: Progressive! It's about as progressive as count Dracula. Wife: What's he got to do with it? Husband: He used to walk down to the village on christmas eve and hand out open-necked shirts.
Or in other words, he’s saying this “gift” from the credit card company, a personal card for his wife, will be his undoing, like accepting an open neck shirt from a hungry vampire.