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Feb 13, 2017
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Chuckie Schumer today's senate schedule:
8 AM: Put fizzies in Trump's cereal.
9 AM: Put whoopie cushion in B. Devos's chair. 
Noon: Pull fire alarm, delay hearings.
3 PM: Throw thumb tacks across PA avenue
8 PM: Short sheet gorsuch's bed.
Feb 15, 2017
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