Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for August 09, 2011
August 08, 2011
August 10, 2011
Transcript:
Grandma, I think I need more sunblock. Okay, honey. Michael was eaten by a giant squid. Okay, honey. Can I get a tattoo of a flaming skull? Okay, honey. That James Patterson must be some writer.
James Patterson is mind pizza… you read it for the escapism. You know it’s not good for you but do you care? And an hour after reading it you’re looking for something more…Stephanie Meyer on the other hand will be first against the wall when Bram Stoker fans take over the world… sparkling vampires? As my Mum would say “FIDDLESTICKS!”