Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for June 10, 2002
Transcript:
"What are you doing this summer, Mr. D? Any tropical pleasure cruises planned?" "Oh, yeah..." "If you call my dad "CAPTAIN STUBING," and if you call his diner "THE LOVE BOAT..." "And if you call the SPATULA I'll be holding a MARGARITA..." "And if you call PERTH AMBOY, NEW JERSEY, A TROPICAL LOCATION...and if you..." "Whoa! touched a nerve"