Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for December 04, 2001
December 03, 2001
December 05, 2001
Transcript:
"I have to begin this faculty meeting with a budgetary concern: namely, the office photocopier." "From now on, each teacher is only allowed TWENTY-EIGHT photocopies a week." "But, principal Sweeney, I have THIRTY-FOUR kids in my class..." "I'm sure you'll think of something..." "I guess I COULD reduce what I'm coping by 50% to fit two pages per sheet of paper." "EXCELLENT IDEA. In fact, EVERYONE can do that. From now on, only fourteen copies a week allowed." "Nice going, Einstein..."
