Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for September 22, 2000

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"WHY do you give that dog peanut butter?" "He loves it!" "The last thing Rudy needs is more food. He's hyperactive as it is! We should be REDUCING his caloric intake!" "From now on, no more peanut butter for the mutt, got it?" "But Rudy NEEDS that energy source...without it, he'd be like SAMSON WITHOUT his hair...POPEYE without his SPINACH." "GARFUNKLE WITHOUT SIMON!"