Garfield by Jim Davis for September 09, 1984
Transcript:
Nermal: Hello, I'm Nermal, the... Garfield: "The world's cutest kitten." I know, I know. Nermal: Why, hello, Nermal. Aren't you cute. Garfield: I want some attention too. Jon: Aw, poor little guy! Garfield: Well, two can play the sympathy game. *CRASH!* Jon: That was one of my best plates. Garfield: That was one of my best heads.
Shaddup Jon! Garfield is YOUR cat. Nermal is just some stray thing!