Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 07, 2006
Transcript:
"Mrs. Olsen walks three times a day. But it's so she can get off school property for a smoke." "Coach Hacker doesn't smoke. But he can kill a dozen Fudgeroohoos without stepping away from the vending machine." "When I was a kid, we debated things like whether Batman could beat up Spiderman." "What for? You're not going to have to pay for their health care."
Spider-Man would whoop Batman. It’s a dude who can bench a car and stick to walls versus a rich kid with fancy toys.