FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 19, 2000

Transcript:

Director: Action! Marcus: I had a funny dream an hour or two before we stopped, Mr. Frodo. Or maybe it wasn't a dream. Funny it was anyway. Jason: Well, what was it? I haven't seen or thought of anything to make me smile since we left Lothlorien. Director: Cut! What are you two doing?! Those lines aren't in the script! Marcus: They're in the book. Jason: We have it memorized. Director: Somebody get me casting on the phone. Jason and Marcus: Couldn't you thank them later? This rope should be made of elven hithlain, by the way.