FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 03, 1998

Transcript:

Peter: All right, Goldthwait, here's the deal. I'm a junior. You're a freshman. I'm ordering you to change out of that shirt. Morton: Pay me. Peter: You want money?! Fine! Fine! Here's $5! Now hurry up! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Er, put it back on. This doesn't look good. Morton: You know, I always thought I'd make a good Chippendales dancer.