The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 30, 2001
Transcript:
Eno: The doctor called. The results of your blood test came back negative. Fang: oh no! Eno: No. Negative is positive news. If he said your tests were positive, then that would be negative. Fang: Are you positivie? Eno: my head hurts. fang: Who's on first?