The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for April 23, 2001
Transcript:
Eno: Whew! What a day! The button on my work pants popped off as I was getting ready for work and I couldn't find the right color thread to sew it back on. Fang: So what'd you do? Eno: I did what any self reliant bachelor would do in a situation like that. Fang: You called in sick and golfed nine holes in your boxers? Eno: Eighteen.