The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for December 02, 1997
Transcript:
Eno: Hmm...well, Fang, I've thought it out and I'd have to say the odds aren't in your favor. Eno: I seriously doubt if you'll ever be asked to be a presenter at a Hollywood awards show. Eno: So you might as well take off that stupid heartworm awareness riboon. Fang: Dang!