The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 08, 1997
Transcript:
Eno: Okay Fang, we're going to go over some basics of self defense. Fang: I've tried self defense!! I got my butt kicked!! Eno: Yeah, you're right. Okay, here's what you do. Get this cat in a clutch and when he least expects it, you take a bite out of his ear! Fang: Pu-lease!! I'm an animal, not a human being!