Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 19, 2017
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Transcript:
Ralph: I could've sworn I threw that junk mail away! Hey, somebody threw away the bread heels! I love the heels! I might even make a sandwich! June: ? I could've sworn I threw away these heels! Hey! Who keeps throwing away my junk mail before I've had a chance to go through it?? Ralph: ? June: It's hard to make progress around the house on Ralph's day off.
In his defense, it literally takes a second to go through “junk mail” AND who doesn’t know they’re living with a heel lover? I put all the blame on his wife.