Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 06, 2009

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Norman says,"I wish we could get a white tree this year!" Ralph says, "Me too!" Norman says, "Then why don't we?" Ralph says, "Your mom wants a green one!" Norman says, "But why can't we get what you want?" Ralph says,"Son, let me explain somethng..." Ralph says, "The key to a succesful marriage is compromise." Ralph says, "For example, I like to sleep with the window open. Your mother likes to sleep with it closed. So we compromise.." Ralph says, "We always sleep with it closed!" Ralph says, "Do you get what I'm saying, son?" Norman says, "I think you're saying we're not getting a white tree!"