Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 25, 2009

Transcript:

June says, "Ralph, I think you should get a physical." Ralph says, "I'm scared of doctors!" Ralph says, "Besides, I know I'm in good health!" June says, "How do you know?" Ralph says, "Because my friend no-neck is the same age as I am. Eats the same stuff as I do, and does all the things I do!" Ralph says, "He gets a physical every year and he's always fine! If he's fine I'm must be fine!" June says, "Sigh" Ralph says, "How come she never says 'good thinking, Ralph'?"