Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 18, 2008
Transcript:
Man: Excuse me, Mr. Mall Cop... There are some thugs outside the mall who are up to no good! Ralph: Thank you, concerned tipster! I'll go apprehend them immediately! Man: But, officer, I'm afraid that they might seek retribution against me! Ralph: Fear not! We'll put you in the mall cop witness protection program! Man: What do I do? Ralph: Follow me... Just stand still and try not to blink!