Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 30, 1998
Transcript:
June: Patrick is up to bat. Ralph: Come on, Patrick! Keep your eye on the ball! Bend those knees! Head down! Front elbow in! Back elbow out! Swing level! Move up in the batter's box! Don't step in the bucket! Swing early! Stride toward the pitcher! Follow through! Get a hit!! Umpire: Strike three! Ralph: I don't know what's wrong with that kid! He never seems relaxed at the plate!