Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 25, 1997

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Norman: Hey, dad, do you want to go see the latest action thriller? It's got a heroic policeman, ruthless criminals, car chases, explosions, high-tech weapons... Ralph: No thanks, Norm. Norman: How come? Ralph: I'm a mall cop, remember? When I go to the movies, I want escapism!