Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 19, 1997
Transcript:
Norman: Look, dad! We're on the stadium message board! Ralph: We are?? Where?? Norman: There, see? The paid attendance is 34,700! If we had not come to this game, the attendance would have only been 34,698! We're famous!! You're the nine, and I'm the zero!! Ralph: You can say that again!