Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 25, 1997
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Clerk: Mr. Johnson, the doctor will see you now! Ralph: Mr. Johnson??? I've been waiting longer than Mr. Johnson!! Clerk: Yes, but he made an appointment! You didn't! Ralph: Well, excuse me for not having the foresight to know I was going to break my thumb today!! Perhaps I should schedule an appointment for the chainsaw accident I plan to have next Thursday! Clerk: Sorry, we're booked up!