Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 04, 1997
Transcript:
Inspector: Drabble, the homeowners association has reason to believe that you are harboring an undomesticated duck on the premises! Ralph: First of all, he's not a duck! He's a rare South American parrot that takes on the characteristics of a duck for survival in the jungle! Second of all, as you can see, he's pretty domesticated!