Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 30, 1996
Transcript:
Girl: Well, Norman, you must be a good safety escort! We're almost to my car, and we haven't seen the campus mugger! Norman: Lucky for him! I may look like the mild-mannered type, but if he had jumped out of the bushes at us, do you know what I would've done to him? Mugger: What?
oh boy!