Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 27, 1996
Transcript:
Girl: So, if I'm accosted by a mugger, how do you intend to protect me? Are you armed? Norman: No, I think we should try to avoid a violent confrontation. First I would blow my whistle, and then I'd give the evildoer a stern talking-to! Girl: What would you do after that, supposing we were still alive? Norman: I'd frighten him off by standing on my tippy-toes and flailing my arms wildly!