Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 25, 1996
Transcript:
Ralph: Gee, there was another purse snatching at the college last night! Norman: I know. I volunteered to be a nighttime safety escort. Upon request, I will accompany a woman from her classroom to her car! Ralph: Wow, Norm! I'm proud of you! That's very brave, noble and altruistic! Norman: Also, it seemed like a cool way to meet chicks!