Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 03, 1992
Transcript:
Winston: Everything's gone to hell, Lacey! Lacey: Now Winston... Winston: It's true! Look at this year's squash team! Lacey: I'm sure they'll turn it around, dear. So young man! What's your major? Man: Economics, ma'am...I'm looking forward to a career in banking! You can't believe the education I've gotten here! First rate! Just crackerjack! Lacey: Well, that's nice to hear, dear. I've been dreadfully worried about how well our colleges have been performing lately... Man: Well, you don't have to worry about your alma mater, ma'am, especially now that we've gotten our accrediting scare behind us! Lacey: Well, that's very reassuring, dear heart... Man: Can I get you anything else, congresswoman? Lacey: No, no, I must be going. What do I owe you, dear heart? Man: Um...yikes...lemme see, that's two sherries at $2.75 each..that comes to...um..$6.35! Lacey: Sigh... Man: Hey, that check'll clear, won't it, congresswoman? Ha, ha! Just kidding!