Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 10, 1992
Transcript:
Woman: You know, everyone, maybe we're all down today because of the past holiday. None of us could afford much Christmas this year. My son only got a book, I'm ashamed to say... Mike: You think that's bad? I gave my daughter a box of paper clips I stole from my office the day I was fired. That's all she got! Woman: Really? Mike: Yup. Woman: That is pathetic. Thanks. Mike: Um..I'm sure someone here can top it, right? Group: No. Nope. Not me.