Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 04, 2012

Some of us wanted to be raised in a barn, so our phrase was “don’t eat like a savage”. Then I read Tarzan, and savage sounded good. I think my mom kind of gave up then

I would sure like to get a tiny little peek at this ‘Magic Golden Barn’ – with its bumper crop of adorable baby unicorns…

Well at least unicorns don’t have issues with elbows on the table.

I wonder if Marigold eats MAGICAL GOLDEN HAY?

My husband’s standard answer when his mom asked, “Were you born in a barn?” was “No, Ma, a stable.”

Like what?

The innocence of Phoebe!.Wash your handsSit up straightDon’t reach overAnother’s plate. … DAD! use a glass- MOM

’Spoon in the handUp at the wristInto the bowelOut with a twist – Snow White, [deleted soup massacre scene]

.You’re 2 seconds late; IT’S RUINED No food for you. – Chef at Grande America decades before the Soup Natzi

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[pre-mature grab for bread] [instant fork thru the wrist] – any mess hall Camp Pendleton

Typoon Karen on isle of Guam. 80%of island knocked over. All pregnant women rounded up and put in basement of quonset hut. because pressure drop=pre-mature labor. My brother born without electricity or running water. Shelter good enough.

I actually saw an R/C aircraft design that proved it — it was nothing but a flat sheet of balsa with an engine, landing gear, and some control surfaces.

Heck, put a couple of jet engines on it and you have an A-10 “Warthog”.