Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 26, 2012
July 25, 2012
July 27, 2012
Transcript:
Ralph: Nothing is scarier than waiting for test results from your doctor. If I'm OK, I promise to lead a healthier lifestyle! I'll never revert to my old ways again! Doctor: Good news, Mr. Drabble. You're fine! Ralph: Yes!! Sign: Grease Burger
tedunn5453 almost 12 years ago
Perfect Health is just the slowest possible way to die…
flagfly almost 12 years ago
Drab, you idiot and liar.
posterblue almost 12 years ago
What kind of quack doctor is going to say that Drabble’s health is fine?!
Ironhold almost 12 years ago
I’m 320+ pounds, eat meat daily, and prefer whole milk to skim.[]My fitness-addicted mom can’t understand why I have a lower body fat percentage than she does (30% vs. 48%). []She also can’t understand how I can pull off the occasional feat of strength despite my being out of shape. []If she’d only ever go back to college like I’ve been wanting her to do, she’d get into a proper gym class with a coach who could actually explain things to her about health and fitness.
Ironhold almost 12 years ago
The BMI is a farce; it doesn’t account for variances in body type or build, and instead goes off of raw weight and height. Its answers are merely ballparks at best.
TheKaytebb almost 12 years ago
I have to see my dr. today for some test results so this is EXACTLY how I’m feeling! Lol Thanks for the laugh
Drewdove almost 12 years ago
Hey, stick with what works.
rgcviper almost 12 years ago
“Grease burger” … nice touch.
robert423elliott 11 months ago
I go to the VA for my health care. A few years ago, I weighed 195 and was 6’ 2" and was told that I was OBESE! That was the word she used! I told her she was crazy. She said that was what the chart said. I told her that I might believe it after we check hers! You’ve never heard a doctor say “NO” so fast!!!