Monty by Jim Meddick for April 20, 2012
April 19, 2012
April 21, 2012
Transcript:
Oh no. A teenage girl is working the register. Even though I'm a grown man, I still harbor a residual fear, a legacy from high school dork days of being mocked by teenage girls. Especially when it involves the purchase of a digestive aid food product... Oh wait! It looks like the old lady is taking over! Will that be all? Uh yeah... Just... Marge, they need you again in pharmacy. Oh!... I just remembered I also have to buy scotch tape!
victornewman about 12 years ago
Yikes! That’s one big ‘Diarrhea Relief’ container, Monty. Sure you want to risk walking around the store again with that problem?
frumdebang about 12 years ago
Go buy some condoms, Monty. Then she won’t pay any attention to the DR container.
Varnes about 12 years ago
For the record, scotch tape has limited effectiveness in the War on Diarrhea………………………………..Don’t ask……..
boldyuma about 12 years ago
Pepto Bismol?…Exlax?..TMI
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
Teenaged cashiers are a menace to man[?]kind….
SwimsWithSharks about 12 years ago
Don’t worry, Monty. She won’t mock you. Teenage girls have never even noticed guys like us.
KasperV about 12 years ago
Is that a poster for the Isle Of Wight taped to the front of the counter? Good to know we’re getting the publicity!
hometownk Premium Member about 12 years ago
So pathetic.
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
like buying condoms in this age at my age. Sheeesh.
iced tea about 12 years ago
It could’ve been worse. Monty could have been buying Beano or Gas-X.
:D
Emlyn Premium Member about 12 years ago
Use the U-Scan!