Matt Bors for January 18, 2012
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The tagline for DR. PEPPER TEN lets you know it's the most MACHO soft drink on the market... Man In Commercial: It's not for women! Dr. Pepper Ten Here's a look at more DUDE FOOD coming your way. TUFF tarts Chicks can't handle 'em! Heirloom BROmatoes Man: RAAARR! NO SISSIES Betty Crocker X-TREME Makes 12 gendered cupcakes
joshschr Premium Member over 12 years ago
How can you tell that they’re “gendered cupcakes”? Do they have nuts?
maybeinthenextworld over 12 years ago
I love matt bors.
Spyderred over 12 years ago
Whatever it takes not to have to cook every day.
Dtroutma over 12 years ago
Dr. Pepper originated in Columbus, Ga, rectum of America, taste tested? Does it make a suitable dip for Twinkies?
Jason Allen over 12 years ago
If you require faux masculine marketing to make it ok that you’re drinking a diet pop, you’re just a poser. Real men don’t give a flying f**k.Is it just me, or does “tuff tarts” sound like the name of a roller derby team?
Motivemagus over 12 years ago
Nothing new about this. They’re following in the path of Coke Zero, which was Diet Coke marketed for men — black can, sharper taste, clearly a MACHO diet drink, as opposed to Diet Coke, which is a “woman’s drink.” As it happens, I tried Dr. Pepper Ten when they ran out of Diet Dr. Pepper at the supermarket — after one drink from a two-liter bottle, we dumped the rest. Yuck.
leweclectic over 12 years ago
Extremism in defense of Machismoism, dudeism, BROism, and Genderism is no vice; however tolerance in the face of those aforementioned tyrannies is no virtue.**With apologies to Barry Goldwater.