Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 14, 1988

Transcript:

That's what friends are for! Luann: You're my best pal in the whole world, Bernice. Bernice: You're my best pal, too, Luann. Luann: Let's make an eternal vow to be one and only best friends forever and promise to share all our secrets! Bernice: I pledge allegiance to our pact of friendship. Luann: Ok, you go first. Bernice: First? At what? Luann: Your secrets! Tell me all your secrets! Bernice: Why should I go first?! Luann: Because, alphabetically, "bernice" comes before Luann" Bernice: But I'm three days older than you. Luann: Stop being so childish, Bernice! Bernice: Stop being pushy, Luann! Luann: I'm not pushy! You're wimpy! Bernice: Well you're selfish and obnoxious!! Bernice: I'm going home!! Luann: Fine! I have plenty of other one and only best friends!