Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 30, 2011

Lio is going to get coal in his stocking this year.

Considering the alternative was to drive a steamroller over the kids to get to the front of the line, I’d say they got off easy!

coal is just a diamond in the rough

Tell Santa you want a $2.00 waffle iron…

The other kids will soon enough spy Santa, but Lio will have been first, while the old guy was still in a jolly mood!

lol …. see the horror on Santa’s face upon seeing Lio approach.

That was pretty good thinking Lio…lol

brilliant! I need all the help I can get!

He’ll get worse than coal in his stocking. How about reindeer droppings?

That was a naughty trick!

Which will it be , kid, bituminous or anthracite?

Santa: “Have you been a good boy this year?”Pause…Lio: “WHO ARE YOU?”

Yesterday, Marge said she was having foot surgery today. Hopes to be back by the end of the week.

Run Santa, Run!

This one seems out of character for Lio (seeing as how he knows the REAL Santa Claus, and all……..)

Coal is actually worth something these days.

Oh, coal for him…

what you want santa to get pepper sprayed?

Smart.