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Got Prince Albert in a can?
Insert Bart Simpson phone prank here.
Gee, they sure are waaaaaay more advanced than us…
when I was a kid we’d call people and say we’re the phone co. and we have too much slack at the main office, whould you please pull on your phone cable.
Aliens have the wit of teens. We’re doomed.
Everyone is a comedian.
Nice to see that the SETI program has finally succeeded.
Darn alien kids!
Haven’t heard that one before, that’s funny!
Ah, the joke that supercedes all life forms.
Mars Needs to Get a Life — Coming soon to a theater near you.
Call to bowling alley: "Do you have 8 pound balls? Yes.“Then wear baggie pants and no one will notice!”
call to butcher shop:Do you have pigs feetbutcher: yes.wear shoes and nobody will notice.
I think it’s comforting to know that corny jokes are universal.
These jokes are probably as old as the universe.
Gotta catch my fridge! Bye!
“Beam me down Scotty, no intelligent life up here either!”
you are the best!!!! lio
I would say that this old joke has no “legs” and “run” with it… but that would be childish of me!
__;ºJ
Happy Turkey Day everyone! Hope your Thanksgivings are wonderful.
Pretty well explains UFO phenomena in a nutshell.
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margueritem over 12 years ago
Got Prince Albert in a can?
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
Insert Bart Simpson phone prank here.
zero over 12 years ago
Gee, they sure are waaaaaay more advanced than us…
moeby57 over 12 years ago
when I was a kid we’d call people and say we’re the phone co. and we have too much slack at the main office, whould you please pull on your phone cable.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Aliens have the wit of teens. We’re doomed.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 12 years ago
Everyone is a comedian.
Sandfan over 12 years ago
Nice to see that the SETI program has finally succeeded.
chris_weaver over 12 years ago
Darn alien kids!
AStarofDestiny over 12 years ago
Haven’t heard that one before, that’s funny!
AStarofDestiny over 12 years ago
Ah, the joke that supercedes all life forms.
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
Mars Needs to Get a Life — Coming soon to a theater near you.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
Call to bowling alley: "Do you have 8 pound balls? Yes.“Then wear baggie pants and no one will notice!”
Huncher over 12 years ago
call to butcher shop:Do you have pigs feetbutcher: yes.wear shoes and nobody will notice.
Michelle Morris over 12 years ago
I think it’s comforting to know that corny jokes are universal.
whitecarabao over 12 years ago
These jokes are probably as old as the universe.
squirrel500 over 12 years ago
Gotta catch my fridge! Bye!
JP Steve Premium Member over 12 years ago
“Beam me down Scotty, no intelligent life up here either!”
Funny1976 over 12 years ago
you are the best!!!! lio
baileydean over 12 years ago
I would say that this old joke has no “legs” and “run” with it… but that would be childish of me!
__;ºJ
Happy Turkey Day everyone! Hope your Thanksgivings are wonderful.
cjhaacke over 12 years ago
Pretty well explains UFO phenomena in a nutshell.