Frazz by Jef Mallett for October 07, 2001

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"He's so cute! And smart, and just plain nice!" "And really active and fun loving..." "My kind of guy, you know?" "So I took him home with me." "We've been living together half a year now, and I love it." "I just wish he didn't get so stinky when he eats too fast." "But hey, he's a greyhound. That's what you get when you adopt a dog." "You know what cracks me up? The idea that I would be at all eager to reach puberty." "Could you learn CPR? Fast?"