Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 18, 2006

Transcript:

"Robert, with my new invention, I can offer you a way out of all the filth and squalor in which you now live." "I forgot to wash some shirts, how does that equate to living in squalor?" "No offense, but if you wrote a story about your life and sent it to Frank McCourt, he would reject it as being unrealistically squalid." "For example, I know for a fact that somewhere in this house is a shoebox full of dead rats..." "Dude, that's your box!"