Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 17, 2009

Transcript:

Pig says, "If you love a woman, and you think she loves you, should you cut off the relationship just because she's a poor letter writer?" Goat says, "No. I don't think so. Do you write nice letters to her?" Pig says, "Oh, yes. In my last letter, I said, 'I love you with all my heart and soul and cannot live without you.'" Goat says, "And what did she write back?" Pig says, "'Healthy teeth need regular cleaning.'" Pig says, "Are all dentists this unromantic?"