Frank and Ernest by Thaves for June 04, 2011
June 03, 2011
June 05, 2011
Transcript:
'Greeting Cards' Frank: "Would you happen to have a get-well card that makes it clear that I had it, too, and worse?"
lewisbower almost 13 years ago
They used to laugh at us English majors and say we were going to work for Hallmark or Harlequin. Wish I had done that. Our great cartoonists do the front and I could write witty things inside. As for romance novels, at least they could use my bulging muscles on the cover holding a half naked damsel in distress.
Arianne almost 13 years ago
♫♪♩ Anything you can do, I can do badder. I can do anything badder than you. ♬ ♩
magnamax almost 13 years ago
I finally get cancer, and it’s so slow growing, the doctors just want to watch it. Where is THAT card?
lightenup Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Everyone always has to “one up” everyone else. Sheesh, it’s not a competition.
scottfroberts almost 13 years ago
My quintuple bypass was way worse than your quintuple bypass, but hey, get well soon, will you?
fredbuhl almost 13 years ago
My lobotomy was worse than yours because my brain was bigger, but don’t lose your mind over it.
bmonk almost 13 years ago
He should ask Topper from Dilbert…