FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 18, 1997

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Peter: Pass me the comics when you're done with them. ...Assuming it's this century. Jason: Man, little Billy's dotted line goes everywhere today! Peter: Just what's the deal with comic strips and golf?! Jason: What do you mean? Peter: It's like clockwork! Starting every spring, the comic pages are filled with one golf joke after another! It si that cartoonists have such a cushy job that all they ever do in real life is hang out on the fairways?! Jason: Maybe it's because their work is so demanding that the only way they can partake in the sport is to fantasize about it via their characters. Peter: Excuse me, but if I'm going to fantasize about a sport, it's sure not going to be golf. Jason: Ok, tell me, Mr. Know-it-all, what would you put in the comics? Roger: Yeeha! I won five front-row tickets to bikini mud wrestling! Peter: Dad, please - we're in the middle of something. Jason: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm meeting Marcus at the driving range.