Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 27, 2009

He’s got some primo peels there….

Now I know where to go the next time I need a new anvil. (Lowe’s doesn’t keep them in stock.)

Finally I know where to get those Acme products I’ve been searching for.

OK…who wants to be around Lio in a couple of hours???

Half-Off Sale on Psychiatrist Couches! Low, Low Prices on Grim Reaper Scythes! Special on Desert Island Palm Trees!

rayannina, I agree - I want one of those half-price anvils.

and to think i have been throwing out my banana peels. i wonder how much i could get for them

I see a notable difference in Lio’s heft from panel 1 to panel 3.

They dropped the price on Anvils?!?! I’ll buy three!

Is there any significance to the address 1138? A nod to G. Lucas and THX-1138?

The incredible level of constipation he’s about to get hit with is a gag in itself…

I can just see the employee asking Lio how much he wants for his hair.

BTW, pookid54, love the “Hello Kinky” icon. Where’d you get it?

So what is the exchange rate of banana peels to anvils? I have actually seen and Acme Catalog for sale. However, when I tried to order one of those holes that Wile E used from time to time (also Ringo in Sgt Pepper - “I’ve got a hole in me pocket”) my credit card fell through and I haven’t seen it since then. If anyone sees it, don’t bother trying to use it - my kids have left it cramped, heaving for breath, and weary.

Harbor Freight Tools sells anvils

YES! We have no bananas!♪♫ That’s why we buy them.

Lio will be constipated for a week! Love it! Ha Ha. Does anyone know what has happened to Brian Anderson and why Doug and Sophie aren’t being made?

How about malfunctioning catapults and dynamite sticks that never explode when you want them to?

acme products?…Wile E. Coyote,proprietor

REDUCE, REUSE AND RECYCLE LIO HIT A TRIFECTA!

he is going to be in so much pain later, they’re gonna need an auger to get out the poo!