Frazz by Jef Mallett for May 16, 2011

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Mrs. Olsen says, "Last year, half a milion people ran a marathon." Mrs. Olsen says, "Bet you're not feeling so special now." Miss Plainwell says, "I don't run to feel special. I run to feel good." Frazz says, "Last night, 25 million people watched 'American Karaoke.'" Mrs. Olsen says, "I don't watch that to feel special. I watch it to eat cookies and avoid balancing my checkbook."