Gary Varvel for April 30, 2024

Dems Gate

The only thing these con-serverative cartoonists can do is lie.

But Trump is so much younger, not to mention a great athlete. Just ask Stormy about his great body and performance in bed,

Hey, Varvel! Now let’s make a funny about Greg Abbott!!!

He’s in a wheelchair – Ha Ha – the Varvel Cartoon and TikTok version’ll be loads of fun watching him getting on a plane!!!

Do you people really think this way?

I’m ashamed to be in the same country with you!

Another LIE by MAGAt Varvel.

Again.

Another Very Garbled ‘Toon. It’s the Fraudfather that seems to have trouble walking down a gentle slope and holding a glass with one hand.

Projection at its worst and it keeps blowing up in their faces with their feces.

Resorting to pure fiction, since Trump’s real issues are a ticking time bo

Now THAT’S funny!

Not as bad as Operation: Diaper Change.

You mean, your mental walker Gary?

It’s not that Varvel lies. It’s that they are stupid, infantile lies.

Is Gary trying to insinuate those who use a walker are feeble minded? What a dip poop.

BIDEN RIDES HIS BICYCLE AND DRIVES BY HIMSELF, TRUMP ONLY DRIVES A GOLF CART AROUND A WELL MARKED GOLF COURSE THAT HE’S PLAYED MANY TIMES.

By all reports, Biden is actually in good physical shape for his age, and my 101-year-old dad uses a walker occasionally but is way more lucid and with it than Trump at 77.

Interesting that in his day, much of the public was unaware that FDR used a wheelchair. When he made a speech he was propped up to stand behind a podium and the press agreed to keep it quiet, as it didn’t and shouldn’t affect anything about his leadership.

MAGA-GOP hates facts.

Joe Biden is using a team of “walkers” around him to disguise his shuffling gait from photographers.

The US president, 81, has begun walking across the White House lawn surrounded by a group of aides when boarding Marine One, his helicopter.

Traditionally, presidents approach the helicopter alone to give photographers a clearer shot but Mr Biden’s team became concerned that footage of him walking alone emphasised his shuffling gait and could worsen concerns about his age, Axios reported.

They said that walking slowly across the grass alone made Mr Biden look older.

Varvel likes to make fun of and tell lies about President Biden’s age, yet refuses to post just one truthful cartoon about all the times, last week, when t-rump fell asleep in court only to wake up to the bad smell of his own flatulence?

Now do one with your hero Abbott in a wheelchair.

Man, Varvel would have had a heyday with FDR….

Did Varvel do a similar toon when the demented fat orange clown had to shuffle down a 20 degree ramp fearfully as if he was precariously descending a rocky mountainside?

He’s in better shape than The Fat-Bottomed Fascist

How well he walks isn’t an issue. Didn’t we have a (democrat) president in a wheelchair?

They prefer sleepy Don, dreaming of being a dictator.

The coolest thing about a walker is all the storage space under the seat.Just look at those ladies toting their bags. ‘Ol’ Joe has another brilliant solution.

Scum is a step up the evolutionary ladder from Varvel.

One of your better presidents managed quite well in a wheelchair. I expect Joe would be a better president with a walker than trump in golf cart.

I’ve seen Trump drink out of a cup needing two hands. Can’t say I’ve seen Biden with a walker.

I don’t understand why his walking ability is so important when Franklin Delano Roosevelt who had 4 terms could not stand by himself.

Biden beat the crap out of dour Trump at the correspondence dinner. Republicans refuse to see reality. By the way professional criminal and tax cheat Trump is in court again, hope he catches some well deserved jail time.

Biden – wearing tuxedo and black tie – opened his roast with a direct but joking focus on Trump, calling him “sleepy Don”, in reference to a nickname Trump had given the president previously.

“The 2024 election is in full swing and yes, age is an issue,” noted Biden, 81. “I’m a grown man running against a six-year-old.”

The president also skewered Trump over a recent speech in which he described the civil war battle at Gettysburg as “interesting”, “vicious”, “horrible” and “beautiful”. Biden said: “Speaking of history, did you hear what Donald just said about a major civil war battle? ‘Gettysburg – wow!’ Trump’s speech was so embarrassing, the statue of Robert E Lee surrendered again.”

Biden then made a reference to Trump’s falling out with his former vice-president, Mike Pence, who defied him over the 2020 election result. The president said: “Age is the only thing we have in common. My vice-president actually endorses me.” Vice-president Kamala Harris, sitting nearby on stage, laughed and applauded.

The president moved on to Trump’s criminal trial in New York, where he is accused of falsifying business records to cover up a hush money payment to adult film performer Stormy Daniels. Biden said: “Donald has had a few tough days lately. You might call it Stormy weather.”

And then he brought up Trump’s recent scheme to sell “God Bless the USA Bibles” for $59.99. “Trump’s so desperate he started reading those Bibles he’s selling. Then he got to the first commandment: ‘You shall have no other gods before me.’ That’s when he put it down and said: “This book’s not for me.’”

Check how many of you labeled this ‘toon as “lies.” The Marxist left Gen-Z’ers have no sense of humor.

Once the president is aboard and out of sight, I wonder what kind of salute that Marine is rendering in memory of the 13 killed at the Kabul Airport during Biden’s pitiful withdrawal from Afghanistan.

At the G7 conference in Italy, the leaders who attended went for a walk through the streets of Taormina, Sicily.

CORRECTION: The leaders of the UK, France, Germany, Italy, Canada, and Japan walked through the streets.

trump’s fat lazy A$$, huffing and puffing, sweating his makeup off, had to use a golf cart to accompany them. And he wasn’t even driving it.

And, unlike this cartoon, that actually happened.

And that was seven years ago, when trump that tub of orange lard was in better shape.

go f*** yourself varvel.

Gary really stirred up the true believers with this cartoon!

Have you ever heard the saying, what goes around comes around? With all the despicable comments you make about people and situations, they may come back to you to bite you in the @$$!!!

HEY GARY! Now do one showing Trump with a cast on his tongue with the caption: OPERATION STOP THE STUPID FROM SPEWING

If I had to choose between “old”, and “old, corrupt, and sociopathic”, I’d go with “old”.

What’s the point ? President Roosevelt didn’t want to be photographed with his wheelchair.

President Roosevelt was an effective, powerful President. President Biden has been effective and has made great strides for our Nation. His continued tenure promises to be equally effective and beneficial, walker or no walker.

Turnip brain Joe should probably use one of those. Would save a lot of stress for his handlers and secret service details.

Another fabricated ‘nothing burger’ from Varvel … Should we wait for his depiction of ‘Gassy Don?’

at least he can walk down a five degree ramp without the help of a Marine ….

baloney alert!

Gary, is how somebody walks a big deal to you? Is that what we need to focus on more than anything else?

Give it up Varvel—no body is buying it!

Trump snoozes during bombshell testimony from Stormy Daniels’ ex-lawyer

Donald Trump dozed off in his hush money trial again on Tuesday at a crucial part of the hearing, MSNBC reporters said.

The criminal leader of the republican party can’t even stay awake during his own trial.

Varvel sure knows how to get under the lefty’s skin. And they keep coming back every day for more.

Pause…Let’s go, Brandon!

The best humor provided to those left of center by the RWNJs recently has been to accuse libs of not having a sense of humor. The dour, gloom and doom, apocalypse now, need-more-weapons for the bunker Orange Fascists must go wild at their jolly parties.

Pretty accurate. They’ve already had to take the long stairs away from him because he kept falling down them.

This toon, “a cartoon graphic with caricatures of public figures, expressing the artist’s opinion.” is just that, and not a lie. The ignorant left continues to insist that these toons should portray a truth, which is not what they have to be about. As example, look at Clay Jones for today. Is that toon a lie or the artist’s opinion, just like Varvel.

Lying is a sin, you know.

I actually enjoy Varvels comics. Anyone with even average intelligence knows that he’s full of shi*. Did any of you watch any highlights from the dinner that president Biden hosted. It was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Biden was sharp and witty. Meanwhile, shi**y pants is not. I’m counting the minutes until he breaks the gag order again. His lawyers are now arguing that he should have total immunity. That’s funny because during the impeachment hearings, they stated that a president could be charged for crimes committed as president, after he left office. They just keep talking in circles and contradicting themselves. Do they really think the prosecution is that stupid?

If Biden and Trump were to walk from the WH to SCOTUS to Capitol Hill to the WH (~5 miles), my money is on Biden finishing first. And without golf cart support.

The reality is Joe Biden would be considered a ‘super ager’ : one whose cognition, physical health, family medical history, and personal medical history indicate he is much healthier than normal for someone his age. This is not my opinion, but the opinion of medical experts who have looked at all of Biden’s data.

What a stupid and untrue “cartoon.”