Clay Bennett for April 21, 2024

Walk on your tiptoes

Don’t try “No-Doz”

Better stay away from those

That carry around a fire hose

Keep a clean nose

Watch the plain clothes

You don’t need a weatherman

To know which way the wind blows

Bob Dylan

From reports in the court, he should also be taking “Beano” or “Gas-X”

When traitors get off easy…..

Bwahahaha! It may not work for him. He bores himself.

Let him sleep…….at least that way he will keep his stupid mouth shut…….well, except for his snoring!!!

Onee Newman, AKA Omarosa, is an American reality television show participant, writer, and former political aide to DJT.

She explained how she and other aides (or handlers, as they called themselves) had to work double-OT to strenuously keep him awake. “He can’t focus, nor sit still for any length of time” she explained in an interview with Jason Johnson, a political scientist, commentator and writer.

Having to sit still for hours, and listen to the dam-ning evidence against him, must be pure torture for him, a person with very, very little self control.

I predict he’s going to explode, if not on Monday, but shortly after. Especially when confronted by the prosection’s witnesses.

I really, really hope he’s stupid enough to testify, under oath.

A trial by public media is one thing, an actual criminal trial is something entirely different.

It’s why so many shyster lawyers have gotten into trouble, and have had their law licenses revoke, by daring to introduce rumors, conspiracy theories, and innuendo as facts in a court of law. Even Judge freaken Judy wants to see the receipts,

And guess what? The prosecution has them!

Heard of caffine pills trump?

Wrong drug.

I wonder if he’s passing gas loudly on purpose. It seems like something his toddler brain would choose to do. Or did he order his dresser to stuff a whoopee cushion in his diaper? If he really has uncontrolled flatulence, will he start snorting Imodium®?

Is it a noise he makes that bothers people around him? Or. . . .

Open the windows and turn on the exhaust fan!

Google: Trump Trial farts

Thanks to democrats, we live in a world where a kid cannot pretend to be an Indian, but a grown man can pretend to be a woman.

Just when the leftists pounce on Trump getting a little public shut eye, something their cadaver Biden does multiple times per day, Biden eclipsed the dozing moment with a wild story about “Uncle Bosey” being shot down and meeting his fate among cannibals. Nice job Joe!

Leave it to the two trolls ^ to pivot, or try to, to get away from the distasteful Trump topic. Keep it up!

Even Bill Maher can see how ridiculous the democrats have become. Maher went on to connect NPR to the anti-Israel protesters who halted traffic on bridges in major cities this week.“They’re protesting for terrorists, okay? I think this is a result of the kind of stuff that flows down from places like NPR and colleges,” Maher said.

That better than what he spews at rallies.

Maybe Don Snoreleone should check with Junior for a couple of lines of snow.

For all the talk about “Sleepy Joe”, Trump sure seems to have trouble staying awake during the setting up of the jury. Hopefully, he can stay somewhat alert when oral arguments start tomorrow!

Here comes the stress induced atrial fibrillation, maybe. He’s probably is on a boatload of meds. High end stuff paid by the taxpayers. Please send this evil man to prison.

In democratland, if you don’t like someone, they should be arrested

Hoping hoping hoping this trial lasts 6 months.



’Twas Dr. Norman Vincent Peale… who taught him to exaggerate… the power of positivity,…“incredible! best! genius! great!”…Hef, Hitler & Roy Cohn gave Perp…strict catechism in his youth….Now let us hope the jury sees…through every lie into the truth.

Despite the putrid conditions, the people in the courtroom are forced to sit there and inhale the disgusting odor. At one point it was so intoxicating Judge Mechan was getting dizzy. The stenographer was gagging and choked a few times but bravely continued her work. tRump’s lawyer asked for an emergency intermission so that everyone could catch their breath, during the recess, the janitor was sent in to sanitize the stifling putrid air, upon entering he nearly fell unconscious he was choking and gasping due to ghastly fumes!Some of those subjected to the stench reported they were amazed trumps farts were worse than Rudy Giuliani’s .tRump is furious at the report, he says he has never farted in his life, only other people fart. He is above such things.

So it turns out that it WASN’T Rudy that was passing all that gas!

Take the pills away.

What church is bible salesman Trump going to this Sunday?

Sleepy Donald’s trial has opening statements tomorrow. For one of the first times in his life, he is going to be held to account for his actions. And, the thought of that has him scared down to his brown-stained shorts. Apparently, he was screaming at his lawyers after court on Friday to file more motions to delay, but alas, there aren’t any more.

Even with a guilty verdict, I don’t think Trump will end up serving time. However, he could be placed under house arrest with an ankle monitor for six months. That would be hilarious. He would have to address the Republican National Convention from his home in Trump Tower.

Years from now, this episode will be a case study in school, when an entire political party was hood-winked by a con man, which led to their downfall. So, grab the popcorn and place your bets.

I’ve seen him sitting in the courtroom, Clay, you make him look waaaay too good!!

More reasons why Mr Bennett has one of those Pulitzer thingies

Pass the Dextroamphetamine (generic Dextrostat©), please

First Trump trial witness to be former National Enquirer publisher David P*cker: NYT

David P*cker, a key figure in the hush-money scandal involving former President Donald Trump, is set to be the first witness in Trump’s criminal trial in Manhattan.

GoComics censor bot won’t let me spell out the man’s name.

Shouldn’t those be cyanide? Time for Trump to fall on his sword and join OJ.

Clothespins on the lawyers’ noses would have been appropriate as well.

So 19-year-olds shouldn’t have to pay student debt because they can’t understand the student loans they sign but 4-year-olds can change gender anytime they want. Got it.

Might want to replace that water with Diet Coke. Walt? Where are you?