I always made sure I had a sheet of paper in my hand when I left the shop area. When my version of Rita would try to get in my way, I’d hold up the paper and say “busy”, then keep walking away from her. Most times, I was heading for the coffee maker. Sometimes, it was actual work.
jmworacle about 1 month ago
Not even Global Tel Link went to this extreme.
Pharmakeus Ubik about 1 month ago
Maybe a wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano would work better.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
That new machine keeps spilling the coffee!
I was FRAMED!!!!!! about 1 month ago
Does she actually think that the trap is stronger than someone looking for coffee? She is mistaken.
phritzg Premium Member about 1 month ago
Nice try, Rita, but even HR knows entrapment when they see it.
bikamper about 1 month ago
I always made sure I had a sheet of paper in my hand when I left the shop area. When my version of Rita would try to get in my way, I’d hold up the paper and say “busy”, then keep walking away from her. Most times, I was heading for the coffee maker. Sometimes, it was actual work.
MichaelD Premium Member about 1 month ago
You can get coffee in the break room. Bait it with “vacation time”.
95 30 days ago
It’s ok. Donna must have set it. Safety is on…
dv 30 days ago
I don’t drink coffee, maybe put a cupcake or a donut there?
ladykat 30 days ago
Rita, you can’t do that.
ChessPirate 30 days ago
Someone switched the coffee for a Water Bottle and Rita wasn’t a bother for the rest of the day…
usnelsons Premium Member 30 days ago
As designed, this trap won’t spring anyway.
rshive 30 days ago
Probably spiked coffee.
PoodleGroomer 30 days ago
Coffee gets cold. Some have lost their affinity for donuts. A hot cinnamon roll in the trap would be infallible.
coffeeturtle 30 days ago
THIS IS DIABOLICAL!!!!!
BOOOOO!
mousefumanchu Premium Member 30 days ago
At least the bait works.
phritzg Premium Member 29 days ago
I’m pretty sure Rita is not a catch and release kind of person.
gmu328 28 days ago
tempting, though … must resist as I have surgery this morning …
Jkendr46 26 days ago
Somewhere on this planet an employer will actually consider trying this on their employees….